February 20, 2010

  • I found a date through zombie harmony - one of the best free dating sites for zombies

    Sorry Jim, his name was I ate my family and he had me when he told me that his ex-wife tried to decapitate him with a shovel.  I promised to use a meat hook, but he bit me and zombified me instead.  I am kind of slow, he is pretty fast you know opposites attract.  Consider this our Facebook break up.

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