I did a search on big breasts and carpal tunnel syndrome.  The results weren't as scary as I thought, but that might be because of the moderate safe level that is on my computer.  The results just weren't helpful.  1) get a better bra, preferably one that fits.  DUH 2) lose weight.  I don't need to and I have.  I just went down to a 30F instead of a 32F.  3)  Get surgery. This one ranged from you shouldn't get breast implants too big for your body to I got surgery and it was the best thing ever.   Again well, duh.  I didn't post on any boards for advice, but I just love how women assume that all of the women with a small frame have implants.  I don't think they would be posting on a board complaining and asking for advice if they elected to get their breasts that big.  I guess I am just going to have to live with the pain in my neck and shoulders and tingling arms until I can come up with $35,000.  My eggs are still good for 6 months so maybe that's an option.

I think my espresso maker may be cursed.  Once again, I chose not to be lazy and it didn't work out.  I decided that I would make my coffee instead of just buying it even though I was in a rush.  I ended up spilling an entire thing of angel hair spaghetti all over the floor.  Then little John comes in to crush and grind them into fine flour like particles.  Yep, I decided that I would just be lazy from now on.  If I think it would be easier to just buy coffee from a coffee shop because that little nagging voice said so, I should go with the feeling.