March 31, 2012
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Crazy Granny Theories
I love my mom, but becoming a grandparent has made her somewhat illogical. John is terrified of Buddy. It is a fear that he just recently developed after having a nightmare that Buddy hurt him and the dog was barking. My silly mother is convinced that secretly, when we are not looking, the cat is torturing John. Obviously if we are too daft to realize that John had the croup, there is no way we would hear any kind of ruckus associated with a cat attack. If John had any scratches or bite marks on him, we would automatically assume he did them to himself since we are letting him run wild like a heathen. Moreover, we couldn't possibly have the cognitive ability to distinguish and animal bite from a human bite. We go to doctors that won't even diagnose our child with a disease that he had, the croup. She honestly believes that the cat plots and torments John when we are not in the room. If he doesn't scratch and bite John, he employs psychological torture by staring menacingly, growling, or hissing at him. This evil behavior is something the cat ceases the moment we walk in the room. When we are around the cat pretends to be afraid of John or sweet and docile. Everyone knows that's exactly how animals operate. They decide to torture things for no apparent reason and they can switch personalities like Jekyll and Hyde. By the way, the dog barks at the cat to let us know that he is doing it again, but we are to ignorant to realize it. For this reason alone, I should perhaps invest in a nanny camera. It is plausible that Buddy is plotting to harm our child.
When she could not convince me that the cat was plotting to kill John, she tried to convince me that John's dream was a premonition and John knew that it was going to come true and that was why he was afraid of the cat. I think she thinks my life is a movie and she is watching re-runs of the Halloween episode.
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@Erika_Steele - I've heard of the "sucking kids breaths away" tale. Actually for the first time just a few weeks ago. It's odd what people used to believe before science came around.
@FallenSafely - lol. She is sane, she just believes old wives tales (which doesn't bode well for her sanity, I know). My dad did try to make us get rid of the cat because he thought the cat would suck John's breath away at night. I would never get rid of any of my pets.
Is your mom sane? I mean it's a cat. It's intelligence level only goes so far. This is why people get rid of their animals when they have kids, because of theories like this. All I have to say is. If my animals don't get along with my kids. The kids have to go.
Wow.... haha that evil cat!!! Sounds like he probably has a world domination scheme on the side too
@BoulderChristina - lol. I need to reblog about how my dad wanted us to get rid of the cats because they were going to suck John's breath away at night.
She is probably right, your cat is tormenting and stalking your son! Cats are evil, just ask BoulderSalem!
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